The Red Wagon
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco.
The pastor of the church was looking over the naivety when
he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.
Immediately he turned and went outside where he saw a little
boy with a red wagon and in the wagon was the figure of the infant of Jesus.
So he walked up the the little boy and said,
"Well, where’d you get Him, my fine friend?
The little boy replied , "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
The little boy replied,
"Well about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if
he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."
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Adam’s Rib
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife."
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I PRAY FOR…
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE.
I PRAY FOR A NEW PLAYSTATION. I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD…"
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said,
"Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
10 out of 10 for you plus a star because that’s what you are ha ha ha